( EAW Intro plays ) …
( The camera fades in to a dark room with Dark Demon sitting on a chair with the Answers World Championship held in his hand )
Dark Demon: In a couple of hours, the most prized possession
in this company, the most beautiful thing in this company …will be no more. I
loved this championship, I loved this championship with my entire heart. My
entire soul but now, I will have to do the one thing that I do not want to do …the
one thing that will destroy my heart and that is destroying this Answers World
Championship because I REFUSE to face Hades and Zack at Pain for Pride, I
REFUSE to fight them, I REFUSE to crush their dreams.
Dark Demon: I have suffered all throughout my life, I come from a broken home, my dad is alcoholic, he’s abusive and I always vowed that I would never turn out like him. I would never abuse my own son, I would never beat him, I would never hurt them and now Kendra Shamez is trying to make me do the same to them what my father did to me. This is not fear, I do not fear a single man on this planet, I only fear what I am going to do to this beautiful championship because I’m tired …I’m tired of the games, I’m tired of the destruction, Kendra, I almost killed you last week, I ALMOST KILLED YOU! …I do not play games, I do not throw empty threats around, I do not do jokes …I WILL NOT HURT MY OWN. I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE KENDRA, BUT THIS IS MY BRAND, MY SHOW AND I’M TIRED OF YOUR GAMES! I’M TIRED OF YOU!
Dark Demon: I’m tired of it all ….I’m tired of this …No,
( Dark Demon stands up from his chair, still grasping the Answers World Championship in his hand )
Dark Demon: FUCK THIS. FUCK PROTECTING THEM, WHAT THE
HELL HAVE HADES OR CRASH EVER DONE FOR ME?? IF THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES WANT TO
COME TO MY BRAND AND ‘’TAKE CONTROL OF IT’’, SO BE IT. YOU WANT THIS TITLE
HADES?? YOU WANT THIS TITLE CRASH?? YOU BOTH WANNA DESTORY ME?? GO FOR IT! COME
ONE AND COME ALL. YOU WANT A WAR, I’LL GIVE YOU A WAR.
( The picture begins to scramble before fading back to ringside )
( ‘’Born in the USA’’ by Bruce Springsteen plays as Starr-Stan walks down to the ring with the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP around his waist )
HBG: WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT AWESOME, HOSTED BY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS, THE OVERLORD OF AWESOMENESS, THE RULER OF THE WOOORRLDD – ME! AND HER NOT SO AMAZING SIDE-KICK, THE OVERLORD OF BORING AND THE BLAND OF ALL BLANDS, STEW-O!
Stew-O: Yeah, thanks for that HBG …Anyway, what the hell is Starr-Stan doing with the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP??
( Starr-Stan enters the ring, snatching the microphone from the ring announcer )
Starr-Stan: Now, before I begin, I don’t want you to think I’m some stat-padder like Jayjayyy, I’m not creating or bringing back any title and rewarding the title, oh no, trust me I’m not that bad. The only official championship that I want is MY Answers World Championship, you know the Answers World Championship that was robbed from me and I wasn’t even given a rematch but some NOBODY who hasn’t accomplished SHIT in this company like Diamond Cage is being handed title shots?? What has he done, take out Scott Diamond for a month?? I RETIRED Y2Impact. Everybody knows I should have been given my rightful rematch against Demon at the Grand Rampage, I should have NEVER lost that championship to begin with! I was screwed out of it but does Kendra or anybody else even consider me?? No, I have to win the Grand Rampage instead???
Starr-Stan: Tyler Parker gets screwed and gets a rematch
for his title, why the hell don’t I?? Zack Crash loses his title and gets a
rematch, Jacob Senn gets more title shots than I’ve had departures from this
place but I can’t get one measly title shot that I EARNED?? Diamond Cage did
NOT deserve that title shot, he should have been put into the Grand Rampage
match, NOT ME! But anyway …Why am I holding this Elite Championship?? Why am I
proclaiming myself to be the UNOFFICIAL Elite Champion?? Well, it’s easy. See
after Demon burned my Olympic gold medals down to nothing, I had nothing that
truly represented that I was the best WRESTLER in the world. I had nothing that
truly represented my talents, I had nothing that represented MY GREATNESS. I
don’t care if this title is supposing retired, this title is MY medal, MY
Starr-Stan: Now as for Cage …apparently, the guy thinks that
because I struck him in the head with a crowbar and knocked his bitchass out,
he has some problems with me. Now, apparently Cage suffered a concussion last
week, I know a lot about concussions, I wrestled with a concussion every week!
But Cage can’t even cope one week, but anyway Cage thinks the two of us might
have problems and I’m not one to shy away from a fight, I’m not one to run away
from a problem, I’m certainly not one to run away from a Canadian (xd)!!
Starr-Stan: Cage, if you’re listening and I’m willing to
bet that you are …I’ll be at Dia Del Diablo, I’ll be standing inside that ring
and if you want to solve any of our problems, I’ll be more than happy in
turning that concussion into something more serious.
( Starr-Stan drops the microphone and walks out of the ring, proudly carrying his Answers World Championship )
( Commercial break )
Ring Announcer: The Following Contest is a six man tag team match and it is set for one fall!!
(“Subconscious” By The Score hits as Carlos Rosso and GI Styles make their way to the ring with the Unified Tag Team Championships around their waist and a look of frustration on their faces, Ryan Savage behind them with the New Breed Championship around his shoulder)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the team of DYNAMITEEEE RAINNNN AND RYAAANNNNN SAAAVAAAGGEEEE..!!!
(“The Legendary Sannin” By Area 11 hits as Juha, Cole and Jason make their way out to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And their opponen-
HBG: AND DYNAMITE RAIN AND RYAN SAVAGE TAKING
THE FIGHT TO WORLD'S FINEST!! Carlos and Juha are brawling, GI and Cole begin trading
right hands as GI SLAMS Cole's head into the barriacde, Ryan meanwhile sending
Jason inside of the ring as Jason up quickly drops an elbow over the back of
the head of Ryan Savage! Jason picking Ryan up and hits a KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!
Ryan fires back with a KICK TO THE SOLAR PLEXES OF JASON!! Jason backed into a
corner as Ryan begins teeing off with kicks into Jason as the crowd begins
Crowd: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!! FIVE!
Stew: Jason coming out of the corner groggy as Ryan PLANTS HIM WITH A BRIDING GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew: ALEKS COLE BREAKING IT UP!! Aleks beating down all over Ryan, Aleks picking Ryan up and sends him flying out of the ring! GI Styles in the ring spins Cole around hits a perfectly placed standing dropkick. Cole back up quickly but GI wth a kick into the mid-section, places the arm of cole around his neck and lifts him up for a suplex, Cole on the mat holding his back as GI runs off the ropes AND GOES SENTON ONTO COLE!!
HBG: Juha getting the better of Carlos out here in front of our table, Juha just slamming Carlos right into the table, Juha grabbing a monitor and HE RUNS THE MONITOR INTO THE BODY OF CARLOS!! Carlos immediately drops down to the floor, meanwhile Ryan with Jason Skilled near the barricade as he HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A ROW OF CHAIRS!!! JASON SKILLED'S HEAD BOUNCING OFF ONE OF THE FANS CHAIRS!!! Ryan looking in the ring as from behind, ALEKS COLE CONNECTS WITH A SICK NECKBREAKER ON GI STYLES!! GI IS DOWN HOLDING HIS HEAD AS RYAN RUNS IN BUT COLE FLOORS HIM WITH A LARIAT!! Juha climbing onto the apron as Ryan rolls away and GI and Cole are back in the middle of the ring, Aleks grabbing GI Styles and sending a european uppercut to the jaw of GI!
Stew: GI comes firing back with a forearm to the face of Aleks, GI FIRING OFF WITH UNFORGIVING FOREARMS OVER AND OVER TO THE FACE OF ALEKS COLE!! GI backing up and then CONNECTS WITH AN ENZURGURI TO THE FACE OF ALEKS COLE!! GI HOOKING THE LEG OF ALEKS!!
HBG: JUHA BREAKS UP THE PIN, AND CARLOS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE CLOTHESLINES JUHA OUT OF THE RING, Jason Skilled crawling over the barricade as he makes his way near Juha and RYAN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE FLIES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO JASON AND JUHA KNOCKING JASON OVER OUR TABLE AND INTO STEW!!
(Difficulty is being heard with Stew's headset)
HBG: GI watching all of this unfold as Aleks
is behind GI AND HE GOES FOR UNCOLESCIOUS!!!!! BUT GI SPINS OUT OF IT AND
CARLOS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH BOMBA-YE, ALEKS COLE IS ROCKED!! GI grabbing
Aleks Cole as GI and Carlos connect with the DOUBLE TEAM SPIKE TIGER DRIVER
98!! IT CONNECTS AND GI COVERS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winners …. DYNAMITE RAIN AND RYAN SAVAGE!!!!
Stew-O: A big message sent here by Dynamite Rain to the Demons Council! Dynamite Rain are looking as good as they ever have here.
HBG: Yeah, but you can’t win by pinfalls in a
FLAMING TABLES match, while I do hope they kick those emo-following idiots
asses at Dia Del Diablo, its not much of a message.
( Camera quickly pans backstage to the parking lot where Nick Angel, Venom and Hades The Hellraiser are trying to enter the building )
Security Member _#1: Sorry, under strict
orders from Kendra Shamez, we’re not allowed into the building tonight.
Hades: Excuse me?
Nick Angel: Hey, it’s okay guys, so what if we can’t get in tonight? We can always go back to my place and watch The Vampire Diares like REAL men! (cool)
Venom: Shut the fuck up Nick …now you boys know
we don’t take lightly to threats and bans, so unless you boys want trouble, I’d
suggest getting out of our faces and letting us in through that door right now.
Hades The Hellraiser: You boys want trouble?
Security Member _#2 *pulling out a nightstick*: Do you?
Venom *smirking*: Look at this, they got a
nice shiny stick, too bad that won’t do too much for you.
Nick Angel *panicking*: Guys please! Let’s not do this! Please, I’m scared :(
Hades The Hellraiser: Well, if this is what
you boys want.
Stew-O: HADES GRABS ONE OF THE SECURITY GUARD
MEMBERS BY THE THROAT!! THE SECOND ONE SWINGS THE NIGHTSTICK AT HADES BUT VENOM
TACKLES HIM RIGHT INTO THE WALL, VENOM OVER-POWERING THE SECURITY GUARD AND TAKES
THE NIGHT-STICK, RAMMING IT INTO HIS MID-SECTION!! HADES IS CHOKING OUT THE
OTHER SECURITY GUARD!!
**The House Of Renegades enter through the door and into the building, bumping right into Zack Crash**
Venom: What the hell you doing here?
Zack Crash: I’m here to talk to Hades.
Hades The Hellraiser: I’ve got nothin’ to say to you, as far as I’m concerned, us teaming at Dia Del Diablo is just business because in my opinion, you shouldn’t even be involved in MY business at Pain for Pride.
Zack Crash: That’s funny because I feel the same way; YOU have NO business in MY business. Dynasty is my brand and my business with Demon has been going on since I got here months ago, you could have easily challenged Sekaiichi, you could have stayed on YOUR brand and won the world heavyweight championship!
Hades The Hellraiser: I ain’t got no beef
with Sekaiichi. He didn’t try and screw me out of the Grand Rampage match, he
didn’t try and make my ENTIRE WORK in that match mean absolutely nothing.
Zack Crash *smirking*: It’s going to mean absolutely nothing now anyway, once I walk out of Pain for Pride with the championship.
Hades The Hellraiser: You and I both know
that just isn’t happening.
Zack Crash: But it is. You never beat me for the title last year and we BOTH KNOW that if I wasn’t screwed out of the Grand Rampage by Demon, I’d have won that match and we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.
Hades The Hellraiser: That’s what you think?
Zack Crash: No …That’s what I KNOW.
Hades The Hellraiser: Ain’t gonna make no
difference now, the fact is I won the Grand Rampage, the fact is I broke MY
record for most eliminations and the fact is, you only got into this match
because whatever happens to Kendra Shamez, I really don’t care. And let’s just say,
that when I’m done roasting Demon, Cleo and Tarah at Dia Del Diablo, whatever
happens to you …I don’t care.
Zack Crash: Atleast we can both agree on
something …Dark Demon isn’t walking out of Pain for Pride champion.
Hades The Hellraiser: He never was …nobody
tries to screw me and gets away with it.
( Hades, Nick, and Venom brush past Crash )
( Camera pans back to ringside )
( ‘’Shinning Down’’ by Lupe Fiasco plays as Jaywalker walks out to the ring with the Hall of Fame Championship proudly strapped around his waist )
Jaywalker: This Saturday night, the Hall of Fame Championship will once again be defended, this time it won’t be some shit-talking brat named Alex Anderson that the almighty Jaywalker will be defending against, oh no, Jaywalker will be defending against the glorified Hall of Famer, Cameron Ella Ava. This championship was made by myself in HONOR of the Hall of Fame, to truly represent the prestige, the greatness of the those who go into the Hall of Fame, instead of giving snot-nosed, wet beneath the ears brats all the titles, all the chances, all the glory to use their pathetic, generic ‘’you’re old!!’’ shtick against us. This championship was made in honor of everything that is RIGHT with this championship.
Jaywalker: Which is ironic because having
Cameron Ella Ava and The Heart Break Boy in the Hall of Fame disgraces the Hall
of Fame. Having Hurricane Hawk and WWEFan in it is one thing, I mean WWEFan was
a terrible vice-president and was a source of corrupt and mismanagement that I
had to put down like the dog he was but I can atleast see why they put him in,
but this crap HBB and Cameron are doing?? AMERICAN DREAM?? HBB, THE SAME GUY
WHO’S WALKED OUT TO THIS RING IN IS UNDERWEAR IS THE SAME GUY WHO’S SUPPOSINGLY
THE GUY WHO REPRESENTS EVERYTHING THAT IS GREAT WITH AMERICA?? WE MIGHT ASWELL
CONSIDER DEDEDE THE PERSON THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD ASPIRE TO LOOK UP TO AT THIS
RATE! No, I will not allow this to happen, I will not allow this EMBARASSMENT
of the Hall of Fame to continue on any longer! Maybe attacking women isn’t
something that is considered acceptable but hey, if Cameron thinks she wants to
fight with an ACTUAL god, with the PERFECT extremist, I’ve no problems with it.
HBB might not have the balls to fight her but I sure have no problems smacking
her right back to where she came and putting her back in her place.
Jaywalker: I know Vixens have beaten extremists before, Cameron might have beaten Dark Demon twice but honestly, who the fuck HASN’T beaten him?? HBG might have beaten HBB before but HBB has fallen off so far its not even funny. I will not lose to Cameron because I’ve no problems treating vixens like extremists, do you not remember the Grand Rampage match Cam?? I WAS ONE SECOND AWAY FROM SLITHING YOUR THROAT AND MAKING MUTE LIKE I DID TO SEKAIICHI! WHAT DO YOU THINK I WILL DO TO YOU IN AN ACTUAL MATCH?? I WON’T JUST BRAND YOU INTO EMBARASSMENT CAM, I’M GOING TO END YOU! YOUR PRESENCE WILL NO LONGER BE IN EAW! THIS WALKING EMBARASSMENT AMONG EAW, AMONG THE HALL OF FAME, WILL NO LONGER BE FELT! But since you people still decide to cheer HBB, I’m going to show you the TRUE embarrassment that he is, let’s reunite the MOST EMBARASSING stable of all time, the Heart Break Band!
( The camera pans to the stage where a midget dressed as HBG walks out, a terribly dressed old woman as Christine Lee walks out with her )
HBG: Real classy Jay, real Classy, why don’t I just dress up as a Canadian, call myself HBGWalker and brag about non-existent sex-life about you (un)
( The midget and the old man enter into the ring )
Jaywalker: Now, I know, I know, this is only two out of countless forgettable members of the Heart Break Band but I’d thought I’d pick the two most well-known members, HBG and Christine Lee. Two women, who like Cameron, allowed themselves to pair up with HBB and suffer the terrible consequences of that decision. Now ‘’HBG’’, please tell us about your time in the Heart Break Band with HBB??
‘’HBG’’: Well okay---
Jaywalker: Oh I’m sorry ‘’HBG’’, I can’t hear you from down there, maybe if you grew a bit more but it’s okay, I already know the whole story about you, I mean, he TRIED to defend your honor against Chris Hessian and ended up saying ‘’I Quit’’ to the guy after getting his ass handed to him every week, so much so that you had to actually get Devan Dubian to help, of all people! I mean, that’s kinda comparable to now, isn’t it? HBB tries to defend Camerons honor against me but ultimately fails because HBB isn’t ANYWHERE near the level of me or any other Hall of Fame member, let alone GOAT circle member …and for Christine Lee, well, CM Banks ending your career and HBB just lets him retire?? Doesn’t even end Banks through injury but celebrates ending his career with Banks?? Did he even care about you once Banks injured you?? Oh, of course not, he just found his latest vixen in Cleopatra and forgot all about you! Hear that Cam, maybe when I’m done with you at Dia Del Diablo, HBB won’t even care about you, he might move on to Tarah Nova or Miss Vicious or somebody else ;)
( ‘’Rumors’’ by Lindsay Lohan plays as Cameron Ella Ava steps out onto the stage )
Cameron Ella Ava: Oh GOD Jay, really?? You
think or HBB gives a shit about this sad, pathetic little stunt to rattle me??
I personally don’t care about HBG OR Christine Lee, I beat them both and I know
as well as anybody the reason Christine Lee didn’t come back here is because she
isn’t good enough. I challenged you to this Branding Match for a reason, to
knock YOU down a peg or two that should have happened to you years ago. Who the
fuck are you anyway?? NOBODY GIVES A DAMN BUT YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT
RECKLESS WIRING, NOBODY FOLLOWS, BELIEVES OR EVEN CONSIDERS THAT ME OR HBB AREN’T
WORTHY OF THE HALL OF FAME. HBB IS The Greatest Extremist that ever lived, not
just in EAW, but ANYWHERE, he’s backed that claim up in every place he’s gone
too and I’ve proven that I’m better than Cleo, HBG, Kendra and any other Vixen
in this place and you know why? Not only have I beaten them but I’VE ENDED THEM
ALL at one point or another and at Dia Del Diablo, HBB won’t get a chance to
kick your ass once I’m done branding you back to that hellhole Canada.
Jaywalker: HBB isn’t the greatest, he never
was. You know when HBB was only considered the best?? When I was retired. That
silly little feud he and DDD had over the title of the greatest was when I was
retired, NOBODY and I mean NOBODY believed he was the greatest the second I
came back. And as for you? We both know how you got to the top and it’s not
because HBG, Cleo or Kendra couldn’t stick around, we both know you always had
a certain E.G.O member constantly pushing for you and if you didn’t, you wouldn’t
have been SHIT in this company. Face facts Cameron, you aren’t going to beat
me. LOOK AT ME AND LOOK AT YOU. MEN WHO PROCLAIM THEMSELVES TO BE ‘’GODS’’, WHO
PROCLAIM THEMSELVES TO BE ‘’QUINTESSENTIAL’’, WHO PROCLAIM THEMSELVES TO BE ‘’EAW’S
NUMBER ONE LEGEND’’ CAN’T EVEN BEAT ME, WHAT CHANCE DO YOU HAVE?? HBB SHOULD BE
THE ONE CHALLENGING ME AT DIA DEL DIABLO AND YOU KNOW WHY HE ISN’T?? EVEN HE
KNOWS HE CAN’T BEAT ME! HE KNOWS HE CAN’T TOUCH ME AND YOUR IGNORNACE IS
Cameron Ella Ava: Well …I’m not a ‘’God’’, I’m
not ‘’Quintessential’’ and I might not be EAW’s number one legend but I’m just
something better than ALL of them put together. Enjoy that title for a few more
days Jay, I think it’ll look good around my waist.
( Cameron smirks and walks past through the curtain )
( Commercial break )
Ring Announcer: The Following Contest is set for one fall!!
(“Invisible” By Downstait hits as Xavier Williams makes his way down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, hailing from Detroit, Michigan, coming in at a weight of 227 Pounds!! XAAVVVIEEERRRRR WILLIAAAAMMMSSSSS..!!!
(“Blood On The Leaves” By Kanye West hits as The Heart Break Boy makes his way down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, he is the self proclaimed “Greatest Of All Times” THE HEARRRRTTT BREAAAKKKKKK BOOOYYYYYYY...!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: Xavier and HBB meet in the center of the ring, Xavier then locks up with HBB and gains control immediately as he has a side headlock applied on HBB, Xavier tightening the pressure of the side headlock as HBB quickly backs up into the ropes and sends Xavier off breaking the side headlock, Xavier comes running back with a shoulder tackle flooring HBB!! Xavier grabbing HBB up and sends a HARD opened handed chop to the chest of HBB, Xavier not done as he begins rapidly sending chops to the chest of the Heart Break Boy, Xavier whipping HBB off the ropes and goes for a decapitating lariat!! HBB ducks and comes back with a Knife Edge Chop that can be heard all throughout this arena as Xavier backs up into the corner, HBB runs at Xavier in the corner for a dropkick knocking Xavier into a sitting position into the corner! Xavier is reeling, AS HBB RUNS AGAIN FOR A DROPKICK INTO THE GROIN OF XAVIER!!
HBG: Xavier immediately holding his groin area and crawling out of the corner as HBB picking Xavier up and DROPS HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! HBB making his way to the apron and now climbing the top turnbuckle, HBB is perched! AND HE LEAPS OFF FOR THE HEART BREAK EL- NO!! Xavier moves!! Xavier moves as HBB's elbow hits the canvas... HBB holding that elbow as he rises and Xavier floors him with a beautiful standing dropkick!! HBB is down, Xavier grabbing HBB up to his feet and looks to go ROLLING ELBOW!! But HBB ducks and HITS AN ATOMIC DROP!! HBB not done as he CONNECTS ANOTHER ATOMIC DROP!! HBB now delivering right hands to the head of Xavier, AND HBB RUNS OFF THE ROPES!!! BUT XAVIER WITH A SUPERKICK!! Wait NO! HBB CATCHES THE BOOT AND SPINS HIM AROUND AND TRIES TO GO DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! But Xavier ducks the clothesline! What a series as he sends a sharp kick to the gut of HBB, AND CONNECTS WITH THE FAMOUSER!!! LEG DROP BULLDOG CONNECTING AS HE COVERS HBB!!!
Stew: HBB manages to kickout! Xavier staring down at HBB, and Xavier DROPS AN ELBOW ON THE DOWN HEART BREAK BOY!! Xavier isn't done has he RAPIDLY KEEPS DROPPING THESE ELBOWS ON HBB, OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!! AND HE FAKES THE LAST ELBOW!! And mocks HBB, AS HE DROPS THE FINAL ELBOW ON HBB!!! Xavier looking impressive in this match, HBB is on all floors as Xavier is sizing him up, HBB using the ropes to pull himself up, Xavier turning HBB around and connects with a european uppercut to the jaw!! HBB falling back into the ropes as Xavier comes running with a clothesline knocking HBB onto the floor! HBB is getting it taken to him tonight by Xavier, HBB cannot catch a break as he rises again, still groggy on his feet AND XAVIER FLIES OUT OF THE RING FOR THE HEAT SEEKING MISSLE!! SUICIDE DIVE ONTO HBB, Xavier rising to his feet and once again taunting as he grabs HBB up and slams his head on the ring apron, HBB going over to the barricade, trying to catch a break as Xavier walks over to him and lifts him up for a FLAPJACK INTO THE BARRICADE!! HBB GOING JAW FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Xavier is sending a message to HBB, as he grabs HBB by his hair and rolls him inside the ring, Xavier hooking the leg!
HBG: HBB still kicking out! Xavier rolling to
the outside of the ring, flipping up the apron and he pulls out a steel chair,
Xavier with that chair in hand rolling back inside the ring as HBB is on all
floors, back exposed and all, AND XAVIER COMES CRASHING DOWN WITH THAT STEEL
CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF HBB, HBB SHOUTING OUT LOUD AFTER THAT CHAIRSHOT WAS
DELIVERED TO HIS BACK!! Xavier not done as he begins sizing HBB up for a
chairshot to the head! XAVIER RUNS AND NO, TAKEDOWN!! HBB TAKES HIM DOWN AND
LOCKS IN THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! HBB AS THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK
LOCKED IN!! XAVIER IS IN PAIN, HE IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF THIS, THIS
TYPE OF MOVE PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON YOUR LEG!! HBB IS EXECUTING IT TO
PERFECTION!! Xavier is trying to crawl with everything he has, trying, clawing,
begging to get to those ropes!!
Stew: LOOK, XAVIER IS TURNING IT AROUND, HBB CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! XAVIER IS ALMOST THERE....GETTING CLOSER TO REVERSING THE PRESSURE FROM HIS LEG TO HBB'S...AND HE MANAGES TO TURN SUCCESFULLY!!! HBB QUICKLY CRAWLING OUT!! Xavier is a little bit wobbly on his feet, as he turns around and GOLD PRINT!!!HBB WENT GOLD PRINT!! BUT XAVIER CATCHES HIS BOOT, XAVIER SPINNING HBB AROUND AND LOCKING HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF HBB...HE LOOKS TO GO GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT HBB REVERSES AS HE DROPS TO A KNEE AND FLOATS XAVIER OVER HIM, BUT XAVIER CATCHES HBB WITH THE MOMENT OF SILENCE!! OUT OF NOWHERE HE CONNECTED WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF HBB, IT IS OVER HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
HBG: HBB KICKS OUT!! XAVIER IS SHOCKED!! Xavier cannot believe HBB kicked out of that perfectly executed Moment of Silence! Xavier picking up the steel chair laying in the and he drives the point of that chair into the sternum of HBB, Xavier drops the chair and lifts up HBB looking for a piledriver into the chair dropped onto the floor, HE LIFTS HBB UP!!! BUT HBB FIGHTING IT DROPS AND SENDS A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF XAVIER, AND XAVIER COMES BACK WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE OF HBB!!! what a dirty move there as Xavier springs off the ropes at HBB AND HBB DROPS HIM WITH THE GOLD PRINT, GOLD PRINT CONNECTS!! BUT XAVIER FALLS OUT TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!! HBB IS PISSED OFF!! HBB quickly rolling himself to the outside of the ring, HBB grabbing Xavier by his tights and lifts the deadweight into the ring, HBB hooks the leg!!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE......TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO......THRRRRRRR----XAVIER KICKS OUTT!!!
Stew: XAVIER SHOWING WHAT HE IS MADE OF KICKING OUT OF THE GOLD PRINT DELIVERED BY HBB!!! HBB knows if Xavier didn't fall out of the ring after the impact of that Sweet Chin Music, he would have had his hand raised. HBB looking at the down Xavier, HBB climbing the turnbuckle, AND HBB LEAPS OFF FOR GOD OF THE WINDS!!! BACKWARDS MOONSAULT... XAVIER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! BUT HBB LANDS ON HIS FEET AND XAVIER COMES FLYING IN FOR THE W.T.D!! WELCOME TO DETROIT!! BUT HBB DOESN'T GO DOWN AS XAVIER FALLSHARD ONTO THE CANVAS, HBB CONNECTS WITH THE GOLDPRINT!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTING AND HBB JUST FALLS ON XAVIER!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Blood On The Leaves” plays as HBB has his hand risen)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner.....THE HEART BREAK BOY!!
HBG: HBB wins in his return match, jesus Xavier survived such a MATCH and ---wait, look at this! Hades, Nick and Venom are walking down to the ring! Oh no!!
Stew-O; THE RENEGADES ENTER THE RING! HADES, VENOM AND NICK STOMPING ON XAVIER WILLIAMS!! THREE ON ONE ATTACK!!! THEY ARE SENDING A MESSAGE TO THE REST OF THE COUNCIL!!! LOOK, MACK AND LUCIAN, MACK AND LUCIAN ARE RUNNING DOWN HERE!!! SO IS TARAH!!!! IT’S A WILD BRAWL HERE!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS ARE BEING THROWN AROUND HERE EVERYWHERE!!! IT’S SPILLING OUT OF THE RING, LUCIAN THROWING VENOM INTO THE BARRICADE, HADES SMACKING EDDIE WITH FISTS AND SMACKING HIS HEAD INTO THE TABLE!! NICK AND TARAH, NICK STRUGGLING TO OVERCOME THE VIXEN!!
HBG: LOOK AT THIS!!! ZACK CRASH NOW RUNNING OUT HERE, CRASH HELPING OUT HERE STRIKING LUCIAN BUT WILLIAMS CHARGES THROUGH THE ROPES --- SUICIDE DIVE INTO CRASH!!!! VENOM DRAGS TARAH OUT OF THE RING AND PULLS HER IN – DDT INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! OUCH!!!! TARAH LAID OUT!!!! CLEOPATRA IS RUNNING DOWN HERE WITH A CHAIR, RAMMING THAT CHAIR INTO THE MID-SECTION OF VENOM!!! EDDIE AND HADES STRIKING FISTS, BUT DYNAMITE RAIN COMING OUT HERE AND ATTACKING WILLIAMS AND MACK, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CHAOS!!! CLEO SWINGS THE CHAIR AT HADES BUT HADES GRABS THE CHAIR, HADES RIPS THE CHAIR FROM CLEO’S HANDS AND WALLOPS HER IN THE FACE WITH IT!! AND ---
**The lights go out**
Stew-O: OH COME ON!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
**The lights still out, a flame is seen in the darkness**
HBG: WHAT THE FUCK?? WAS THAT A FIREBALL???
**The lights switch back on**
Stew-O: NICK ANGEL IS DOWN AND CLUTCHING HIS FACE, DARK DEMON IS IN THE RING, DEMON JUST THREW A FIREBALL IN THE DARK!!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM AND HOW THE HELL DID HE THROW A FIREBALL AT NICK!!! NICK MIGHT HAVE SERIOUS THIRD DEGREE BURNS, VENOM DRAGS NICK OUT OF THE RING AS HE AND HADES, CRASH, CARLOS AND GI BACK UP THE RAMP, HOLY SHIT!!!
Hades: This ain’t over boy, that fireball ain’t
gonna protect you at Dia Del Diablo, I’m gonna CRUSH YOU like a bug.
HBG: Two out of three Falls, only way to win is to light your opponent on fire, judging by tonight, that ain’t gonna be pretty.
**The Council and The Renegades, Crash and Dynamite Rain stare each other down**
( EAW logo buzzes )
( Camera fades to black )